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Punk Band Cancels Tour After Van Smells Too Much Like Cat Piss

December 11, 2025 at 12:47 am

Government

Cop Accidentally Busts Own Kid’s Weed Business, Confiscates Allowance

December 11, 2025

Technology

Woman Starts OnlyFans for Feet, Accidentally Makes More Than Husband

December 10, 2025

Space Exploration

Alien Banned From Earth for Driving Without Insurance

December 10, 2025

Breaking

Man Found Living in IKEA Display Room, Claims Squatter’s Rights

December 9, 2025

Featured

Ratface lounging inside a dumpster with string lights

Culture & Society

Local Punk Sleeps in Dumpster, Calls It “Luxury Loft”

December 9, 2025 at 1:26 am

Employee at desk with an alligator wearing a tie

Florida Declares Every Day “Bring Your Alligator to Work Day”

December 8, 2025 at 2:25 am

Demon holding a Wi-Fi router in St. Peter's Basilica.

Priest Accidentally Summons Demon While Trying to Fix Wi-Fi

December 8, 2025 at 12:25 am

Confused man with legal papers at Taco Bell

Local Man Sues Pornhub for “False Advertising of Step-Siblings”

December 7, 2025 at 5:16 pm

Elderly woman DJing at Coachella

Culture & Society

Grandma Accidentally Becomes EDM DJ, Headlines Coachella

December 7, 2025 at 12:30 am

Elderly woman holding infamous erotic brownies

Grandma Accidentally Invents New Drug While Baking Edibles

December 6, 2025 at 8:27 pm

Punk rocker with fire extinguisher

Culture & Society

Punk Rocker Arrested After Using Fire Extinguisher as Bong

December 6, 2025 at 9:54 am

Alien in NASA uniform holding resignation letter

Space Exploration

Alien Quits Earth Job, Complains About Low Pay and No Benefits

December 5, 2025 at 3:52 pm

Dog caught shoplifting bones at Petco

Culture & Society

Dog Caught Shoplifting Bones From Petco, Goes Viral on TikTok

December 5, 2025 at 1:58 am

Pope DJing at Berlin rave

Pope Accidentally Booked to DJ at Rave, Crowd Says “Best Set Ever”

December 4, 2025 at 3:02 am

Guitarist covered in Axe Body Spray

Culture & Society

Local Scene Divided After Guitarist Becomes Influencer for Axe Body Spray

December 4, 2025 at 1:20 am

The Filthy Rebellion's van emitting black smoke and glitter.

Culture & Society

Punk Band Cancels Tour After Van Fails Emissions Test

December 3, 2025 at 7:15 pm

A woman looking forlorn next to a faint ghostly figure

Woman Claims Ghost Boyfriend Cheated on Her With Another Medium

December 3, 2025 at 2:55 am

Self-checkout chaos at Walmart

Local Man Caught Masturbating in Self-Checkout Line

December 2, 2025 at 5:42 pm

Naked time traveler with futuristic iPhone

Time Traveler Brings Back Future iPhone, Still Can’t Get Signal

December 2, 2025 at 1:39 am

Student using bong inside science fair volcano

Culture & Society

Punk Kid Expelled After Using Bong in Science Fair Volcano

December 1, 2025 at 9:23 pm

Black hole discovery at Waffle House bathroom

Space Exploration

NASA Confirms Black Hole Actually Just Florida Waffle House Bathroom

December 1, 2025 at 6:24 pm

Eli Worthington holding ExoticaCoin

Billionaire Announces New Crypto, Immediately Crashes Economy

November 30, 2025 at 8:47 pm

Woman with cat in lake surrounded by alligators, holding unconventional objects

Florida Woman Tries to Baptize Cat, Ends Up in ICU

November 30, 2025 at 7:19 pm

Elderly woman in biker gear leading a motorcycle gang

Grandma Accidentally Joins Motorcycle Gang, Immediately Promoted to Leader

November 29, 2025 at 6:20 pm

Gutter with inflatable dildo mooning Google car

Culture & Society

Local Punk Arrested for Mooning Google Street View Car

November 29, 2025 at 10:04 am

Alien punk band leader Zoltron performing in Seattle

Space Exploration

Alien Starts Punk Band, Gets Deported Back to Mars

November 28, 2025 at 8:55 pm

Congregation experiencing unexpected divine visions

Priest Accidentally Uses LSD for Communion, Whole Church Ascends

November 28, 2025 at 2:42 am

The Stankonia punk house

Culture & Society

Punk House Declared National Landmark for Smell Alone

November 27, 2025 at 11:37 pm

Bowler mid-strike with cocaine on lane

New Study Finds Cocaine Improves Bowling Scores by 300%

November 27, 2025 at 12:25 pm

Bride standing next to an ATM with divorce papers

Woman Marries ATM, Divorces After Machine Eats Card

November 26, 2025 at 9:42 am

Satan performing stand-up comedy

Satan Shows Up to Open Mic Night, Kills With Tight 5 Minutes

November 26, 2025 at 2:01 am

Naked man stealing catalytic converters in San Francisco

Man Caught Stealing Catalytic Converters, Claims “It’s Performance Art”

November 25, 2025 at 2:52 am

Punk Zine Editorial Team Celebrating

Punk Zine Launches on OnlyFans, Immediately Profitable

November 25, 2025 at 1:43 am

Golden Retriever surrounded by pizza boxes

Dog Accidentally Orders $3,000 Worth of Pizza, Becomes Neighborhood Hero

November 24, 2025 at 9:49 am

Flat Earth Society members looking puzzled at Google Earth display.

Flat Earth Society Loses Members After Discovering Google Earth

November 24, 2025 at 1:44 am

Punk squatter in amp room

Culture & Society

Local Punk Found Living in Guitar Center Amp Room

November 23, 2025 at 12:29 am

Pastor Dwight Franklin delivering a rap sermon at St. Mark's Episcopal.

Pastor Banned From Church After Turning Sermons Into Rap Battles

November 23, 2025 at 12:14 am

Young rebel mosh pit school cafeteria chaos

Culture & Society

Punk Kid Gets Detention for Starting Pit in Cafeteria

November 22, 2025 at 5:31 pm

Man with Bible full of weed leading crowd

Man Tries to Smuggle Weed in Bible, Accidentally Starts New Religion

November 22, 2025 at 2:09 am

Alien leaving Earth in disgust

Space Exploration

Alien Declares Earth “Too Horny,” Leaves Forever

November 21, 2025 at 5:43 pm

A disappointed woman sitting in an Arby's booth

Woman Sues Tinder After Date Took Her to Arby’s

November 21, 2025 at 1:42 am

Elderly woman operating meth lab

Grandma Caught Running Meth Lab, Declares It “Bingo Money”

November 20, 2025 at 2:28 am

Officer Jenkins in handcuffs at a DUI checkpoint

Cop Accidentally Arrests Himself During DUI Checkpoint

November 20, 2025 at 12:40 am

Punk Band Celebrates Grammy Win in Gas Station Bathroom

Culture & Society

Punk Band Records Album in Gas Station Bathroom, Wins Grammy

November 19, 2025 at 5:31 pm

Pope holding butt plug

Pope Accidentally Endorses Butt Plug Company on Twitter

November 19, 2025 at 12:26 am

Max Thompson with neon-colored sex toy at press conference

Culture & Society

Local Scene Erupts After Drummer Quits to Become Influencer

November 18, 2025 at 2:21 am

Man arguing with Chuck E. Cheese staff holding mushrooms

Man Banned From Chuck E. Cheese for Trying to Pay with Shrooms

November 18, 2025 at 12:54 am

UFO parked outside Springfield Walmart with alien applicants

Space Exploration

UFO Lands in Walmart Lot, Aliens Immediately Apply for Jobs

November 17, 2025 at 8:05 pm

Florida Public Nudity Day Celebration

Florida Declares Every Tuesday “Public Nudity Day”

November 17, 2025 at 4:56 pm

Dominic Parker at a tech-themed product launch with vibrators

Man Joins Pyramid Scheme, Climbs to Top, Calls It “Success”

November 16, 2025 at 3:02 am

Satan giving presentation at church lock-in

Priest Accidentally Books Satan for Youth Group Lock-In

November 16, 2025 at 12:36 am

Billionaire Trevor Worthington standing on Mars holding rent contracts

Space Exploration

Billionaire Plans Mars Colony, Immediately Gentrifies It

November 15, 2025 at 2:33 am

Golden retriever wearing a mayoral sash in front of Portland City Hall

Dog Accidentally Becomes Mayor After Winning Write-In Vote

November 15, 2025 at 12:27 am

Firefighters with keg at punk house blaze

Culture & Society

Punk House Catches Fire, Residents Argue Whether to Finish the Keg First

November 14, 2025 at 1:35 am

Woman claiming spiritual awakening while shoplifting adult toys

Woman Caught Shoplifting Dildos, Blames “Spiritual Awakening”

November 14, 2025 at 12:11 am

Elon Musk with baby X Æ A-16 in futuristic crib

Elon Musk Announces New Baby, Immediately Sues Child for Royalties

November 13, 2025 at 6:48 pm

Man with WiFi password tattooed across chest

Local Man Accidentally Tattoos WiFi Password Across Chest

November 13, 2025 at 9:47 am

Punk rocker accidentally leads coup

Culture & Society

Local Punk Joins Army for Free Meals, Accidentally Starts Coup

November 12, 2025 at 2:45 am

Punk causing chaos inside DMV during circle pit

Culture & Society

Punk Arrested After Staging Circle Pit Inside DMV

November 12, 2025 at 12:39 am

Guitarist playing Fortnite in messy apartment

Culture & Society

Punk Band Breaks Up After Guitarist Discovers Fortnite

November 11, 2025 at 2:19 pm

Elderly woman holds trophy at Waffle House

Culture & Society

Grandma Wins Wet T-Shirt Contest, Family Moves Out of State

November 11, 2025 at 1:42 am

Satan serving Eternal Damnation IPA

Satan Opens Brewery, Beer Literally “To Die For”

November 10, 2025 at 8:45 pm

Alien with condoms at CVS

Space Exploration

Alien Caught Shoplifting Condoms at CVS

November 10, 2025 at 4:17 pm

Janitor cleaning up fluorescent mess post-rave

New Netflix Show Follows Janitors Who Clean Up After Raves

November 9, 2025 at 6:21 pm

EMTs reviving man with ranch at Heatwave Festival

Man Dies Doing Hot Sauce Challenge, Immediately Revived by EMT With Ranch

November 9, 2025 at 1:42 am

Davey Decibel performing in Walmart parking lot

Culture & Society

Local Punk Collects 400 Noise Complaints, Calls It “New Record”

November 8, 2025 at 11:21 pm

Sir Barkley von Fluff in influencer mode with controversial backdrop

Culture & Society

Dog Becomes Instagram Influencer, Starts Beef With Kardashians

November 8, 2025 at 1:20 am

Woman kissing vape pen in church

Woman Marries Vape Pen, Husband Jealous of Cloud Size

November 7, 2025 at 4:54 pm

Pastor delivering sermon with OnlyFans interface

Pastor Accidentally Hosts Sermon on OnlyFans Live

November 7, 2025 at 10:55 am

Alien at Burning Man

Space Exploration

Alien Attends Burning Man, Declares Earth “Overrated”

November 6, 2025 at 8:26 pm

Chainsaw Delight mid-36-hour set

Culture & Society

Punk Band Plays 36-Hour Set, Audience Still Too Polite to Leave

November 6, 2025 at 1:28 am

A Crunchwrap Supreme with unexpected contents spilling out

Man Sues Taco Bell for Emotional Damage After Crunchwrap Collapse

November 5, 2025 at 5:39 pm

Trevor Kingston and his AI Girlfriend

Billionaire Creates AI Girlfriend, Dumps Her for Being “Too Real”

November 5, 2025 at 4:20 pm

Pope Francis DJing in Vatican City

Pope Releases Trap Album, Goes Platinum in a Week

November 4, 2025 at 5:28 pm

Frog in front of sex shop with witch laughing.

Local Witch Turns Ex Into Frog, Charges Him Alimony Anyway

November 4, 2025 at 2:35 am

Teen in leather chaps spray painting police car

Punk Kid Arrested for Spray Painting “Your Mom” on Police Car

November 3, 2025 at 1:28 am

Police officers dancing with glow sticks in a rave

Culture & Society

Cops Raid Local Rave, Leave With Molly and Glow Sticks

November 3, 2025 at 1:07 am

Governor Desperado signs Meth Currency Bill

Florida Declares Meth Official State Currency

November 2, 2025 at 9:30 pm

A bewildered man vanishing in a cloud of vape smoke

Man Tries to Smoke Crack Through Vape Pen, Accidentally Time Travels

November 2, 2025 at 12:33 am

Dog Buster in leather jacket strumming guitar

Culture & Society

Dog Starts Punk Band, Immediately Signed to Sub Pop

November 1, 2025 at 2:52 am

Couple engaged in Walmart aisle amidst chaos

Culture & Society

Walmart Brawl Ends in Engagement, Couple Registers at 7-Eleven

November 1, 2025 at 1:34 am

Priest holds a bottle of Jägermeister at altar

Priest Accidentally Baptizes Crowd With Jägermeister

October 31, 2025 at 2:13 am