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Local Witch Turns Ex Into Frog, Charges Him Alimony Anyway

November 4, 2025 at 2:35 am

Government

Punk Kid Arrested for Spray Painting “Your Mom” on Police Car

November 3, 2025

Culture & Society

Cops Raid Local Rave, Leave With Molly and Glow Sticks

November 3, 2025

Psychology

Florida Declares Meth Official State Currency

November 2, 2025

Psychology

Man Tries to Smoke Crack Through Vape Pen, Accidentally Time Travels

November 2, 2025

Featured

Dog Buster in leather jacket strumming guitar

Culture & Society

Dog Starts Punk Band, Immediately Signed to Sub Pop

November 1, 2025 at 2:52 am

Couple engaged in Walmart aisle amidst chaos

Culture & Society

Walmart Brawl Ends in Engagement, Couple Registers at 7-Eleven

November 1, 2025 at 1:34 am

Priest holds a bottle of Jägermeister at altar

Priest Accidentally Baptizes Crowd With Jägermeister

October 31, 2025 at 2:13 am

Hazardous punk kitchen scene

Culture & Society

Punk House Kitchen Declared Biohazard, Still Hosts Shows Weekly

October 31, 2025 at 1:30 am

Mayor Jenna Vixen delivering inaugural speech nude

Porn Star Becomes Mayor, Declares Fridays Official “Nude Day”

October 30, 2025 at 6:05 pm

Tech bro staring intensely at bizarre lab setup

Tech Bro Microdoses Until He Accidentally Invents Crack

October 30, 2025 at 9:11 am

Alien holding a cat near Golden Gate Park

Space Exploration

Alien Adopts Cat, Abandons Earth After One Week of Litter Box Duty

October 29, 2025 at 2:06 pm

Punk caught red-handed with drum set

Culture & Society

Local Punk Arrested for Attempting to Shoplift Entire Drum Set

October 29, 2025 at 2:57 am

Man in yoga pose surrounded by chanting followers

Man Accidentally Joins Cult After Trying Free Yoga Class

October 28, 2025 at 2:28 am

Woman Predicting Her Arrest at Tarot Lounge

Woman Claims Psychic Powers, Accidentally Predicts Her Own DUI

October 28, 2025 at 1:56 am

Satan in courtroom drama

Satan Appears in Court, Suing Exorcists for Defamation

October 27, 2025 at 2:42 am

Professor at bar with goat during beer therapy

New Study Finds Beer More Effective Than Therapy, Cheaper Too

October 27, 2025 at 2:03 am

Sid Shambles surrounded by sex dolls and beer bottles

Culture & Society

Punk Rocker Fakes Death to Avoid Paying Venmo Requests

October 26, 2025 at 11:57 am

Cult Leader Podcast Microphone

Cult Leader Launches Podcast, Immediately Gets Spotify Deal

October 26, 2025 at 2:26 am

Band playing in flooded bar

Culture & Society

Local Band Plays So Loud, City Declares State of Emergency

October 25, 2025 at 2:39 am

Grandma declaring presidency in living room

Grandma Accidentally Trips on Shrooms, Declares Herself President

October 25, 2025 at 12:34 am

Parrot causing chaos at Petco

Man Banned From Petco for Teaching Parrots to Say “ACAB”

October 24, 2025 at 5:21 pm

Billionaire lists Moon on Airbnb

Space Exploration

Billionaire Buys Moon, Immediately Lists It on Airbnb

October 24, 2025 at 9:06 am

Jesus Christ Endorses Vape Brand, Church Attendance Triples

October 23, 2025 at 12:07 pm

Time Traveler Wearing Only Nickelback Tee in Times Square

Time Traveler Returns to Warn Humanity About Nickelback Reunion

October 23, 2025 at 10:46 am

Jenna Roberts pitches oils on stage

Culture & Society

Local Scene Divided After Band’s Singer Joins MLM

October 22, 2025 at 10:00 pm

Man wrestling alligator in Popeyes parking lot

Florida Man Arrested for Wrestling Alligator in Popeyes Parking Lot

October 22, 2025 at 2:47 am

Punk House Sovereignty Clash

Culture & Society

Punk House Declares Sovereignty, Immediately Invaded by HOA

October 21, 2025 at 2:12 am

Astronaut viewing nudes via tablet

New App Lets Users Sell Nudes Directly to NASA Astronauts

October 21, 2025 at 12:39 am

A landlord accepting cannabis bags as rent payment.

Landlord Demands Rent in Weed, Still Raises Price Next Month

October 20, 2025 at 6:40 pm

A cop flailing mid-dance with a Taser sparking.

Cop Fired After Accidentally Tasing Himself During TikTok Dance

October 20, 2025 at 12:40 am

Government UFO Footage on Pornhub

Government Accidentally Uploads UFO Footage to Pornhub

October 19, 2025 at 4:48 pm

Punk guitarist in a bathtub

Culture & Society

Local Punk Wakes Up in Stranger’s Bathtub, Claims It’s His New Apartment

October 19, 2025 at 2:22 am

Children participating in satanic-themed activities at daycare

Satanic Temple Offers Free Childcare, Becomes #1 Rated Daycare in Town

October 18, 2025 at 7:08 pm

An officer holding a neon green liquid sample.

Meth Lab Accidentally Invents New Mountain Dew Flavor

October 18, 2025 at 1:56 am

Snickers the Labrador wearing a sheriff badge

Dog Elected Sheriff After Locals Admit “Better Than the Last Guy”

October 17, 2025 at 2:55 am

Sapphire Skye unveiling CyberSeduce at tech conference

Porn Star Launches Tech Startup, Immediately Valued Higher Than Twitter

October 17, 2025 at 1:10 am

UFO departing from a wheat field in Kansas

Space Exploration

UFO Lands in Kansas, Leaves After Realizing It’s Kansas

October 16, 2025 at 1:38 am

Gutterspit zine on toilet paper roll

Culture & Society

Punk Zine Printed on Toilet Paper, Readers Call It “Best Issue Yet”

October 16, 2025 at 12:28 am

Elderly woman holding microphone on stage

Culture & Society

Grandma Accidentally Wins Rap Battle at Karaoke Night

October 15, 2025 at 2:48 am

Barry Thorne twerking on a cop car with a Monster Energy can

Local Man Replaced Entire Diet With Monster Energy, Declared Immortal

October 15, 2025 at 1:38 am

Remy the Ruler campaigning

Subway Rat Declares Mayoral Candidacy, Leads in Polls

October 14, 2025 at 3:28 pm

Billionaire Reginald F. Cashman celebrating in Tax Havenistan

Billionaire Buys Entire City, Names It “Tax Havenistan”

October 14, 2025 at 2:31 am

Drone spying on police officer's wife during yoga

Police Announce New Drone Program, Immediately Spy on Their Own Wives

October 13, 2025 at 5:26 pm

Cocaine-resistant nose demonstration

Scientist Accidentally Creates Cocaine-Resistant Nose

October 13, 2025 at 5:11 pm

Chuck E. Cheese tokens on a stripper stage

Man Arrested for Trying to Pay Stripper With Chuck E. Cheese Tokens

October 12, 2025 at 10:23 am

Punk couple inside Circle K bathroom

Culture & Society

Punk Couple Gets Engaged at Circle K Bathroom, Divorce at Same Spot

October 12, 2025 at 2:35 am

Alien lingerie fashion show at Pentagon

Pentagon Confirms UFOs, Immediately Launches Merch Line

October 11, 2025 at 9:08 am

EMF reader inside a senior's vibrator discovered.

Ghost Hunters Caught Planting EMF Reader in Grandma’s Vibrator

October 11, 2025 at 2:10 am

Demonic Customer Service at Target

Karen Attempts Exorcism at Target, Summons Customer Service Demon

October 10, 2025 at 2:43 am

Researcher examining a marijuana plant under a microscope.

New Study Finds Weed Cures Everything Except Your Credit Score

October 10, 2025 at 1:29 am

Vegan caught eating hot dogs at 7-Eleven

Man Claims To Be Vegan, Found Eating Hot Dogs at 3AM 7-Eleven

October 9, 2025 at 3:13 pm

Pastor with Projected Screen Behind Him

Pastor Accidentally Projects Pornhub Playlist During Sermon

October 9, 2025 at 1:18 am

Aliens enjoying a date at Applebee's.

Aliens Ghost Humanity After First Date at Applebee’s

October 8, 2025 at 4:20 pm

Man alone at bar with drink and empty chair

Local Guy Explains Crypto to Tinder Date, Gets Ghosted Mid-Sentence

October 8, 2025 at 2:05 am

Horse crowd-surfing at punk concert

Culture & Society

Punk Show Shut Down After Crowd Surfs Entire Horse

October 7, 2025 at 2:57 am

Tech Mogul's Scandalous Cloud Leak

Hacker Leaks 3,000 Dick Pics, Internet Says “Not Impressed”

October 7, 2025 at 1:39 am

Customers engaging in Fight Club-style brawl at Walmart self-checkout

Culture & Society

Walmart Adds “Fight Club” Self-Checkout Option

October 6, 2025 at 6:27 pm

A chaotic scene of Floridian independence

Florida Declares Itself Independent Nation, Immediately Collapses

October 6, 2025 at 6:21 pm

Police officers distracted by a house party DJ setup.

Cops Raid House Party, Leave With Better Mixtape Than Evidence

October 5, 2025 at 2:13 am

Charismatic leader Father Crypto delivering sermon

Cult Announces New Religion, Requires Members to Venmo $69.69

October 5, 2025 at 12:16 am

Witch casting spell in suburban neighborhood

Local Witch Hexes HOA, Neighborhood Immediately Improves

October 4, 2025 at 4:10 pm

Man passionately talking to Taco Bell drive-thru speaker

Man Sues Taco Bell After Mistaking Drive-Thru Speaker for Girlfriend

October 4, 2025 at 10:46 am

A chemist in a lab with marijuana leaves and fluoride containers

Government Accidentally Leaks Recipe for Weed-Flavored Fluoride

October 3, 2025 at 11:15 am

Kid Rock rocking out at a nursing home bingo event

Culture & Society

Kid Rock to Headline Nursing Home Bingo Tour

October 3, 2025 at 12:25 am

Time traveler hit with debt notice

Time Traveler Returns to 2025, Immediately Hit With Student Loan Debt

October 2, 2025 at 10:59 am

Sandwich artist with mushrooms

Subway Sandwich Artist Caught Microdosing Customers

October 2, 2025 at 2:09 am

A defiant Roomba with a protest sign

Robot Vacuum Joins Union, Refuses to Clean Cheeto Dust

October 1, 2025 at 12:25 pm

Bassist turned cop at precinct ceremony

Local Scene Torn Apart After Bassist Becomes Cop

October 1, 2025 at 12:46 am

Pope Francis looking at computer screen

Pope Accidentally Subscribes to MILF Hunter Premium

September 30, 2025 at 2:22 am

Drummer Takes a Shower, Causes Chaos

Culture & Society

Punk Band Breaks Up After Drummer Discovers Showering

September 30, 2025 at 1:39 am

Giant Vape Moon

Space Exploration

NASA Confirms Moon Made Entirely of Vapes

September 29, 2025 at 1:53 pm

Woman standing next to a microwave looking frustrated

Woman Marries Microwave, Files for Divorce After It “Burned Her”

September 29, 2025 at 12:11 am

Satan clutching a Bang Energy drink on a bathroom floor

Culture & Society

Satan Cancels Tour Dates After OD’ing on Bang Energy Drinks

September 28, 2025 at 1:52 am

Bigfoot filming content for his OnlyFans account

New Netflix Docuseries Reveals Bigfoot’s OnlyFans Side Hustle

September 28, 2025 at 12:52 am

AI Priest Blessing Mishap

World’s First AI Priest Accidentally Ordains a Fleshlight

September 27, 2025 at 1:40 am

Landlord spying on tenants with binoculars

Landlord Raises Rent After Watching Tenants Buy Pizza

September 27, 2025 at 12:31 am

Trevor Sanderson shouting about eternal truths at Pearl Street Mall.

Local Man Claims LSD Helped Him See God, God Says “Block This Number”

September 26, 2025 at 8:49 pm

Jesus being escorted out of Walmart by security guards

Culture & Society

Jesus Christ Kicked Out of Walmart for Shoplifting Wine Again

September 26, 2025 at 2:55 am

Elon Musk nudes space launch

Elon Musk Launches Rocket Full of His Own Nudes “For Science”

September 25, 2025 at 7:53 pm

A man clutching a Flat Earth pamphlet lies dazed on a waffle house floor.

Flat Earther Hospitalized After Falling Off Barstool “Proves Theory”

September 25, 2025 at 1:41 pm

An alien spacecraft hovers above a bustling Earth bar with neon lights and patrons oblivious inside.

UFOs Refuse to Land Until Earth Pays Its Bar Tab

September 24, 2025 at 2:44 am

Local Punk Arrested After Mosh Pit Breaks Out at Waffle House

Culture & Society

Local Punk Arrested After Mosh Pit Breaks Out at Waffle House

September 24, 2025 at 1:09 am