Culture & Society

Punk Band Cancels Tour After Van Infested With Crabs

January 27, 2026 at 12:44 am

Government

Pastor Accidentally Uses Holy Water Bong During Sermon

January 27, 2026

Global

Florida Man Caught Snorting Lines Off Disney Mascot

January 26, 2026

Culture & Society

Grandma Accidentally Joins Strip Club, Wins Amateur Night

January 26, 2026

Culture & Society

Local Punk Banned From Funeral Home After Starting Pit

January 25, 2026

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Punk diving into baptismal font

Culture & Society

Local Punk Arrested for Stage Diving Into Baptismal Font

January 25, 2026 at 9:29 am

Man attempting to vape wedding cake at reception

Man Attempts to Vape Entire Wedding Cake, Hospitalized Immediately

January 24, 2026 at 7:19 pm

Rooster victorious in a chaotic arena

Florida Declares Chicken Fights Official State Sport

January 24, 2026 at 1:10 am

Officer Ramirez caught selling confiscated weed

Cop Arrested After Selling Weed Confiscated From High Schoolers

January 23, 2026 at 2:58 am

Elderly woman knitting provocatively for camera

Grandma Joins OnlyFans, Makes More Than Whole Family Combined

January 23, 2026 at 2:19 am

Woman holding cannabis brownies with raccoons nearby.

Woman Divorces Husband After He Refused to Eat Her Edibles

January 22, 2026 at 7:55 pm

Members of Rotten Appendixes in quarantine.

Punk Band Cancels Show After Everyone Gets Same STD

January 22, 2026 at 2:49 am

An alien caught shoplifting beer at a gas station.

Space Exploration

Alien Caught Shoplifting Beer at Gas Station, Blames “Research”

January 21, 2026 at 5:56 pm

Punk rocker inciting a monkey mosh pit at the zoo

Culture & Society

Local Punk Banned From Zoo After Starting Pit With Monkeys

January 21, 2026 at 2:55 am

Teenager incites circle pit during choir practice

Culture & Society

Punk Kid Expelled for Starting Circle Pit During Choir Practice

January 20, 2026 at 12:51 am

Priest holding lighter near burning altar

Priest Accidentally Lights Altar on Fire While Freebasing

January 20, 2026 at 12:36 am

Naked grandma on scooter in Walmart

Culture & Society

Grandma Banned From Walmart for Riding Scooter Naked

January 19, 2026 at 2:12 am

Billionaire Buys Entire Sun, Immediately Charges Subscription for Daylight

January 19, 2026 at 12:02 am

Man holding Super Soaker in bank

Man Arrested for Trying to Rob Bank With Super Soaker Full of Piss

January 18, 2026 at 1:42 pm

Satan giving speech in Senate chamber

Satan Accidentally Becomes Senator, Poll Numbers Soar

January 18, 2026 at 12:14 am

Hazmat suit inspection at punk house

Culture & Society

Punk House Declared “Biohazard” After 40 Kegs Left in Shower

January 17, 2026 at 9:45 am

Woman with lobsters in condom at Red Lobster

Woman Caught Stealing Lobsters From Red Lobster, Claims “Emotional Support Pets”

January 17, 2026 at 2:51 am

Alien with punk band

Space Exploration

Alien Joins Punk Band, Immediately Quits After First Gig Pays in Beer

January 16, 2026 at 6:30 pm

Brutus the Bouncer Dog

Dog Becomes Bar Bouncer, Bites Anyone Without ID

January 16, 2026 at 12:58 am

Graffiti on airplane wing

Culture & Society

Local Punk Arrested After Spray Painting Dick on Airplane Wing

January 15, 2026 at 3:31 pm

Pastor Ezekiel Matthews grappling through Times Square

Pastor Accidentally High on PCP, Declares Himself Batman

January 15, 2026 at 2:31 am

Elroy Tusk Demonstrates Breather App

Billionaire Invents New App That Charges You to Breathe

January 14, 2026 at 12:35 am

Punk band member holding guitar amidst power outage chaos

Culture & Society

Punk Band Releases Album So Loud It Shuts Down Power Grid

January 14, 2026 at 12:10 am

Tattooed Grandma at Golden Pines Retirement Village

Grandma Caught Running Illegal Tattoo Parlor in Nursing Home

January 13, 2026 at 2:49 am

Man clutching industrial vaporizer by poolside

Man Attempts to Vape Entire Pool, Hospitalized Immediately

January 13, 2026 at 2:03 am

Bassist joins Nickelback tribute band at controversial venue

Culture & Society

Local Scene Torn Apart After Bassist Joins Nickelback Tribute Band

January 12, 2026 at 10:56 am

Florida Governor wearing flamboyant Crocs

Florida Declares Crocs Official State Shoe

January 12, 2026 at 10:43 am

Punk Rocker Throws Beer Cans

Culture & Society

Punk Rocker Arrested for Throwing Beer Cans at Symphony Orchestra

January 11, 2026 at 9:24 am

Woman hugs roller coaster after wild divorce.

Woman Marries Roller Coaster, Divorces After It “Went Off Rails”

January 11, 2026 at 1:29 am

Pope Francis at DJ booth with Slayer vinyl

Pope Accidentally Booked as Wedding DJ, Plays Only Slayer

January 10, 2026 at 10:55 pm

Drunk alien in Applebee's bathroom

Space Exploration

Alien Found Drunk in Applebee’s Bathroom, Blames Gravity

January 10, 2026 at 2:49 am

Man snorting lines off Waffle House counter

Culture & Society

Man Caught Snorting Lines Off Waffle House Counter

January 9, 2026 at 9:51 pm

Gutter Rats' former tour van at The Rusty Nail

Culture & Society

Punk Band Cancels Tour After Losing Van to Strip Poker Game

January 9, 2026 at 9:58 am

Punk arrested at Guitar Center

Culture & Society

Local Punk Caught Masturbating in Guitar Center Amp Room

January 8, 2026 at 7:48 pm

Satan spotting gym-goer at Hellth & Fitness

Satan Opens CrossFit Gym, Sells Souls for Protein Shakes

January 8, 2026 at 2:48 am

Elderly woman with an octopus face tattoo

Culture & Society

Grandma Gets Face Tattoo, Becomes Local Punk Scene Queen

January 7, 2026 at 11:23 pm

Priest holding phone with confused expression

Priest Accidentally Calls 1-900 Number Instead of God

January 7, 2026 at 10:06 pm

Officer Shock Dance at Police Graduation

Cop Accidentally Tases Self During Police Academy Graduation

January 6, 2026 at 6:50 pm

Punk kid causes chaos at Spelling Bee

Culture & Society

Punk Kid Arrested After Starting Pit at Spelling Bee

January 6, 2026 at 1:08 am

Grimace Mascot Incident

Woman Sues McDonald’s After Grimace Slapped Her Ass

January 5, 2026 at 12:35 am

Billionaire surveys ocean from luxury submarine

Billionaire Buys Entire Ocean, Immediately Pollutes It for Profit

January 5, 2026 at 12:14 am

Interior of punk house with banners

Culture & Society

Punk House Declares Itself Vegan, Still Smells Like Rotting Meat

January 4, 2026 at 9:15 pm

Dog driving an Uber car

Dog Caught Driving Uber, Passengers Say “Better Than Last Guy”

January 4, 2026 at 2:55 am

Man in sauna offering cannabis

Man Joins Gym, Only Uses Sauna to Sell Weed

January 3, 2026 at 9:45 am

Alien resigns from NASA job

Space Exploration

Alien Quits Earth Job After Getting Paid in Exposure

January 3, 2026 at 2:58 am

Pastor Ezekiel broadcasting on Grindr

Pastor Accidentally Hosts Sermon on Grindr Live

January 2, 2026 at 7:40 pm

Punk band performing with kazoos and visible gas clouds

Culture & Society

Punk Band Records Album Using Only Kazoos and Farts

January 2, 2026 at 11:24 am

Man in wedding attire holding an alligator

Florida Man Marries Gator, Files for Divorce After “Too Clingy”

January 1, 2026 at 1:34 pm

Grandma playing poker surrounded by bewildered players

Grandma Accidentally Wins Strip Poker Tournament

January 1, 2026 at 1:32 am

Man confused at Satanic altar with Taco Bell bag

Man Accidentally Joins Satanic Cult While Looking for Taco Bell

December 31, 2025 at 1:36 am

Punk rock chaos at YMCA with stage dive into kiddie pool

Culture & Society

Local Punk Arrested for Stage Diving Into Kiddie Pool at YMCA

December 31, 2025 at 1:06 am

Rats in punk house declared petting zoo

Culture & Society

Punk House Collects So Many Rats, Declared ‘Petting Zoo’

December 30, 2025 at 8:57 pm

Pastor-turned-stripper Gerald Vickers performs on stage.

Pastor Quits Church to Become Stripper, Claims “Tips Are Better”

December 30, 2025 at 2:53 am

Elderly woman on roof with hoe and gin bottle.

Grandma Found Drunk on Roof, Claims She’s Defending Property From Aliens

December 29, 2025 at 9:13 pm

Billionaire Elon Stark grinning at computer screen

Billionaire Buys Entire Internet, Immediately Adds Pop-Up Ads

December 29, 2025 at 9:50 am

Pope looking at smartphone inside confessional booth

Pope Accidentally Live-Tweets Drunk Thoughts From Confessional

December 28, 2025 at 10:29 am

Punk musician at church holy water font

Culture & Society

Local Punk Arrested for Peeing in Church Holy Water

December 28, 2025 at 12:49 am

Teenager shouting into a fire alarm at school

Culture & Society

Punk Kid Arrested After Using School Fire Alarm as Mic Check

December 27, 2025 at 2:49 pm

Uber car caught in absurd chaos

Woman Sues Uber After Driver Took Her to Ex’s House

December 27, 2025 at 12:04 am

Alien breaking up with human girlfriend

Space Exploration

Alien Breaks Up With Human Girlfriend Over Bad Hygiene

December 26, 2025 at 10:01 pm

Punk band and inflatable chaos

Culture & Society

Punk Band Wins Talent Show, Immediately Banned from High School

December 26, 2025 at 2:22 am

Meth Head Race in Florida

Florida Declares Meth Head Races Official State Sport

December 25, 2025 at 12:27 pm

Police escorting Carl Drummond out of Spirit Halloween

Man Caught Masturbating in Spirit Halloween, Blames “Possession”

December 25, 2025 at 9:39 am

Jeremy Thompson surrounded by snacks and smoke

Local Punk Starts GoFundMe for New Guitar, Spends It on Weed

December 24, 2025 at 9:44 pm

Ozzy the punk hero dog at The Anarchist's Armory

Dog Arrested for Biting Cop, Becomes Punk Scene Hero

December 24, 2025 at 1:46 am

Cop car with graffiti

Punk Rocker Arrested for Spray Painting Dick on Cop Car Hood

December 23, 2025 at 3:28 pm

A priest looking embarrassed with a smartphone in hand

Priest Accidentally Plays Pornhub Audio During Sermon

December 23, 2025 at 1:47 am

Mildred Thompson causing a stir at bingo

Grandma Accidentally Flashes Crowd at Bingo, Becomes Legend

December 22, 2025 at 2:35 am

Lance Thrust's airline crashing into capitalism

Billionaire Announces New Airline, All Flights Crash Into Capitalism

December 22, 2025 at 2:04 am

Alien ship hovering over brewery

Space Exploration

Alien Refuses to Abduct Earthlings Until Planet Pays Ransom in Beer

December 21, 2025 at 2:59 am

Man hospitalized after vaping Doritos

Man Attempts to Vape Entire Bag of Doritos, Hospitalized Immediately

December 21, 2025 at 2:46 am

Mosh pit at funeral

Culture & Society

Punk Band Plays Funeral, Starts Pit in Front Row

December 20, 2025 at 12:55 am

A woman passionately arguing with police about scientific condom use.

Woman Arrested for Shoplifting 400 Condoms, Claims It’s “For Science”

December 20, 2025 at 12:08 am

Illegal punk casino basement

Culture & Society

Local Punk Turns House Show Into Illegal Casino

December 19, 2025 at 9:02 pm

Pastor holding gummy bears in front of a pulpit.

Pastor Accidentally Eats Edibles, Declares “Jesus Is Chill as Hell”

December 19, 2025 at 2:35 am

Satan arguing with police over GPS error

Satan Caught Speeding in School Zone, Blames GPS

December 18, 2025 at 6:54 pm

Student wielding drumsticks on dodgeball court

Culture & Society

Punk Kid Expelled for Using Drumsticks as Weapons in Dodgeball

December 18, 2025 at 12:45 am

Empty Arby's kitchen with scattered curly fries

Man Breaks Into Arby’s, Steals Nothing But Curly Fries

December 17, 2025 at 2:21 am